Why didn't close encounters of the first and second kind get movies too? You can't just skip to the third kind and whatnot.

Shout out to Scrappy Doo.

So MTG wanted to talk about my appearance in COMMITTEE?!

It’s against the rules to do…

She refused to apologize!

The chairman ruled that it was ok…

AND I asked for clarification about what qualifies as “engaging in personalities”
& basically wanted to know if I could

Shout out to the top 5 ters in the world, Welcome Back Kot, peanut but, John Rit, Jodie Fos, and Jimmy Car.

Ever feel like history's stuck on repeat? 🔄 In our rush to the next big thing, we often forget the wisdom of the past. From tech to traditions, there's value in the tried & true. Real progress is blending the best of old & new.
#WisdomOfThePast #MovingForward #TuesdayThought

Shout out to all the puns unintended and whatnot.

Had a great time on #Hacks on Max and whatnot. They gave me a comedy club! Has a nice ring to it. Might have to open one now.

Kudos to Kevin Hart for receiving the Kennedy Center Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. Check out the ceremony and laughs and whatnot Saturday, May 11 at 10p EDT only on Netflix.

Thanks so much @Mulaney for letting me play with y'all. Errybody, be sure to enjoy #EverybodysInLA on @Netflix for Netflix Is A Joke this week and whatnot.

Honoring Kevin Hart, The Kennedy Center Mark Twain Prize for American Humor ceremony will release May 11 at 10p EDT (7p PDT) only on Netflix.

Features Dave Burd aka “Lil Dicky”, Dave Chappelle, Jimmy Fallon, Tiffany Haddish, Regina Hall, Chelsea Handler, the Plastic Cup Boyz,

You only hear about go-go boots. I'd buy the shit out of some stay-stay boots. I stay more than I go. Finally some boots that fit my lifestyle and whatnot.

Dead worm in the membrane. Dead worm in the brain!

Shout out to the top 5 tags in the world, freeze, laser, dog, May and guten.

You only hear about killing a mockingbird. Shout out to folks who just rough a mockingbird up. I'd go see 'To Punch a Mockingbird in the Stomach' and whatnot.

Shout out to the top 5 points in the world, Power, turning, you've got a, case in, and boiling.

My favorite Montalban is probably Ricardo.

How are y'all? I will only accept answers in emoji language and whatnot.

BRB y'all.

👏STOP👏CALLING👏'EM👏WEEPING👏WILLOWS!👏THEY'RE👏TRYING👏TO👏TURN👏THINGS👏AROUND!👏YOU👏AREN'T👏HELPING👏AND👏WHATNOT!👏

It's crazy that Teen Wolf is now 56-Year-Old Wolf and whatnot. Someone make 56-Year-Old Wolf. I'll play the wacky neighbor who runs up and says, 'Stop turnin' into a wolf, you're too old for that shit!'