Need a laugh? Here's a collection of footballers telling crap jokes 😂

Russell and Johnson

Pretty quiet down at the training ground this afternoon #twitterclarets *photo definitely from today (no need to check)

Just seen a tweet saying we'll be fine for goals if we keep Tresor, Foster and Koleosho 🤦‍♂️ 81 appearances in English football between them.... 8 goals

Player born in 1993 described as a 'veteran'

'Sir Alan' 'Don Pace' 'This man deserves an apology' 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ *logs off*

When Noel and Liam look out into the crowd next Summer they'll just see 80,000 of these bad boys

Haaland has more Premier League goals this season than Burnley's top scorer got last season

When Peter Drury is into his 3rd minute of comparing a dubious penalty decision to the Capture of Constantinople

On behalf of all Burnley fans I wish Wales fans the best of mental health over the next couple of years

'Right lads, first things first. On Saturday you can only score if your Granny's Irish'

Weghorst fighting with his Netherlands teammates and Muric sent home from international duty Both great lads though, just misunderstood 😂🤦‍♂️ #twitterclarets

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30% possession 8 cards 1-0 win

'I'm not missing any of the darts or football today' Virgin Media:

*Luke Littler throws a dart at treble 20* The dart:

Accidentally got a 27p banana as the snack in my meal deal

Dyche getting chased out of Merseyside tonight