The most terrifying advert of all time.

I accidentally used my mom’s fabric scissors to cut wrapping paper and now the cops are here

A classic fully normal cricket moment. Imagine not knowing the sport and trying to work out wtf everyone is doing here.

Can a teacher please explain to me why teacher only days can’t happen during the school holidays?

Oi @DelaneyMan this just arrived in the post from England for me. I'm going to have to go against my Lampardiest instincts and start it before finishing the book I'm currently reading. This is MOST IRREGULAR.

Map of West Taiwan

All I’m seeing are selling points, frankly.

this is that one annoying kid in class

"He doubts the impact of chemotherapy as a friend of his “broke up the cells of a tumour” by relying on vibrations from a Tibetan sound bowl." Adds Rylance to list of "artists I quite liked but now know to be howling shitwits" 🙄telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/06/2…

Fuck OFF

Where’s everyone watching the game on Sunday? #Eng-Spn 🇪🇸??

After staring at his face for 1hr 40min at NT Live Vanya, I’ve made a startling discovery. Ant + Dec = Andrew Scott.

from labours instagram lmao

A thread of some of the best and funniest tweets from non-league clubs This is gonna be good🧵

Rod Stewart is trending, so here is a photo of Rod with Ernie from Sesame Street in his undercrackers.