There is no McTry. Only McDo.

I need to hit the thrift like I need air my fits are rinsed to fuck

I hope the rain bluffs next week so I can lay in oz park in the sun while kids ask their mom why I’m enjoying life like that

Games not gone I’m still playing

Deep Dish I was extremely unfamiliar with your game. My apologies.

EL NO TE COME MAMI Y ES PECADO BOTAR LA COMIDA

I tweet a lot but trust me I do not tweet nearly half the shit that happens to me on a day to day basis I can get waaaaaay more insufferable

2 double tequilas before 10am what that boy Aubrey say fuck it I’m on one?

Landing in Chicago I might nut

Yes

Airport beer before I LEAVE the airport lowkey what I’m on right now

Is this real???? Insane thing to say to someone

Computa activate crashout balcony cig sequencing, make the will to live return

don’t call me twin if you can’t roll your Rs

Why would anyone…”stroke their shit”…sounds ungodly?

Ur telling me a bull shit on “that”?

First sip of booze at 8:30am CT today and I’m supposed to make it thru Kepler tonight (I can and I will btw)

MyType™️

TL body shaming books :/