THIS SPAM EMAIL I JUST GOT IS DRIVING ME INSANE

This guy wants worms in his cock

Oh God oh fuck.

@ me next time, bitch.

What would you do. If I replaced every liquid in your body with glowstick fluid.

You WILL perceive me.

//i think its very funny how you can tell when hes more Oberon or more Vortigern//

//HE KEEPS FORGETTING TO POST THIS SO IM DOING IT!!! King Vortiron🦋 I didn't even tell him to draw this he literally just did it. Of his own free will. I bought the man 1 pizza and he did this. This man is wild and feral and he must be stopped. Also I like the tail sock.

AAAHAAHAHAHAA!! I'VE DONE IT!! BRITAIN IS NO MORE!!!

「If you're ovulating and I'm ovulating...who's flying this plane?」

He doesn't know I put cyanide in his blunt

Through willpower alone I unsync my period from Merlins every time it syncs up

Autism Dinner [It's just a plate of half eaten fruits]

You WILL give me all of your popsicles.