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Goth Gardening & lifestyle for the pretty but deadly, shop run by @pastmortems Instagram @morticult

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Pack an order with me: the 'Morticia Addams' seed bundle πŸ₯€ 'They're creepy and they're kooky etc....' 🎢 tinyurl.com/morticulture

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It was Agatha Christie who inspired me to start gardening, and start this business πŸ₯€β˜ οΈ She loved gardening and - of course - used lots of poison in her books. There's also an Agatha Christie 'Potent Plants'garden at Torre Abbey in Torquay that was so interesting!

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'The Green Witch' & 'The Witch's Book of Self-Care' by A. Murphy-Hiscock. Purchase both as a bundle you'll receive my Green Witch Crystal Trio FREE! This includes tree agate, moss agate and prasiolite quartz (which is green amethyst) in a black organza bag tinyurl.com/morticulture

'The Green Witch' & 'The Witch's Book of Self-Care' by A. Murphy-Hiscock. Purchase both as a bundle you'll receive my Green Witch Crystal Trio FREE! This includes tree agate, moss agate and prasiolite quartz (which is green amethyst) in a black organza bag
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"Dead Man's Fingers" is a fungus called Xylaria polymorpha. It's saprotrophic which means it only invades/eats dead things, so it's kind of like an undertaker of the plant world, with an apt nickname. #death #gardening #morticulture #horticulture #deadmansfingers

"Dead Man's Fingers" is a fungus called Xylaria polymorpha. It's saprotrophic which means it only invades/eats dead things, so it's kind of like an undertaker of the plant world, with an apt nickname.
#death #gardening #morticulture #horticulture #deadmansfingers
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Some 'death experts' out there are all about making money and don't have legitimate expertise or experience..... Great post about the "mushroom burial shroud" which doesn't work, but is still being sold and promoted. (via The Modern Mortician) πŸ„β˜ οΈπŸ„ instagram.com/p/CR0yPtkD2TH/…

Some 'death experts' out there are all about making money and don't have legitimate expertise or experience..... Great post about the "mushroom burial shroud" which doesn't work, but is still being sold and promoted. (via The Modern Mortician) πŸ„β˜ οΈπŸ„
instagram.com/p/CR0yPtkD2TH/…
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FLASH SALE! These 'Green Fingers, Black Nails' "goth gardener" severed hand pins are only Β£5.99 until the end of tomorrow as I need to make space for new merch. Order now, not many left! carlavalentine.co.uk/product-page/g…

FLASH SALE! These 'Green Fingers, Black Nails' "goth gardener" severed hand pins are only Β£5.99 until the end of tomorrow as I need to make space for new merch. Order now, not many left! 
carlavalentine.co.uk/product-page/g…
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πŸ”Did you know? Agatha Christie gave Poirot a 'Murder Bag' eight years before Sir Bernard Spilsbury came up with this required kit for investigators... Find out more about Agatha Christie's criminalist expertise from Carla Valentine bit.ly/ACCriminalist #MurderIsntEasy

πŸ”Did you know? Agatha Christie gave Poirot a 'Murder Bag' eight years before Sir Bernard Spilsbury came up with this required kit for investigators... Find out more about Agatha Christie's criminalist expertise from <a href="/PastMortems/">Carla Valentine</a> bit.ly/ACCriminalist #MurderIsntEasy
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Become a plant detective in this occult botany shop puzzle game next week - play free demo of 'Strange Horticulture' now πŸ₯€ pcgamer.com/become-a-plant…

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It's mid-Jan and I'm coming out of hibernation for a while to sell some Valentine stock. Find these Valloween cards on my site - inside the first "you intoxicate me", inside the second "rot with me" tinyurl.com/morticulture

It's mid-Jan and I'm coming out of hibernation for a while to sell some Valentine stock. Find these Valloween cards on my site - inside the first "you intoxicate me", inside the second "rot with me" tinyurl.com/morticulture
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This book is right up my street! The topic is fabulous and the cover is gorgeous. During lockdown I started a goth gardening business called "Morticulture" Morticulture which specialises in poisonous plants and black flowers. My dream is to move to the country and resurrect it πŸ₯€

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From my shop - severed hand pins with a Thing Addams vibe. I'm obviously LOVING #wednesdaynetflix because Miss Thornhill is a goth gardener πŸ₯€ *SHOP OPEN* Please check it out online and Instagram πŸ–€

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'Rare fungus that smells of rotting flesh found in garden of Agatha Christie's holiday home' LOVE IT! (photos: Dick Makin) Agatha Christie bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…

'Rare fungus that smells of rotting flesh found in garden of Agatha Christie's holiday home' LOVE IT! (photos: Dick Makin) <a href="/agathachristie/">Agatha Christie</a>
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What's more romantic, poison or decomposition? You get to choose from either as I have TWO Valentines Day cards in the shop and they come with little red chocolate hearts from Divine Chocolate, stickers and postcards. Don't miss out! carlavalentine.co.uk/product-page/v…

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Purchase this beautiful red version of my Agatha Christie & forensics book via my 'Morticulture' shop Morticulture. It's the US version, the red is perfect for Valentine's Day, and this picture confirms it. Comes with freebies πŸ”Žβ€οΈπŸ”ͺ Ltd edition carlavalentine.co.uk/shop

Purchase this beautiful red version of my <a href="/agathachristie/">Agatha Christie</a> &amp; forensics book via my 'Morticulture' shop <a href="/Morticult/">Morticulture</a>. It's the US version, the red is perfect for Valentine's Day, and this picture confirms it. Comes with freebies πŸ”Žβ€οΈπŸ”ͺ Ltd edition 
carlavalentine.co.uk/shop
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I absolutely love these covers too. They usually have l stunning red & white striped roses on them, like Rosa 'Scentimental' or 'Henri Matisse' 🌹