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Ilana Wiles

@mommyshorts

Author of "The Mommy Shorts Guide to Remarkably Average Parenting" Instagram: mommyshorts and averageparentproblems

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Sandy Hook Promise was founded in 2013 & ten years later, they are still working to protect children from gun violence. Join me in my pinky promise to do everything I can to prevent gun violence by texting PROMISE to 79775. #sandyhookpromise #honorwithaction #neverforget

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Hello Sign getting bought and redesigned by Dropbox feels like an Apple product just changed into Windows. It's making me dislike the brand Dropbox when I've had a positive experience using their cloud service for years. Who is behind this terrible redesign????

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I enjoyed the Fabelmans but mostly because I knew it was Steven Speilberg’s story. I loved that parts were Easter eggs for future films and it was interesting to see his journey to who he is today. I just don’t understand why it was called the Fabelmans,

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Apparently: What Movie Have You Been Waiting for Your Kids to be Old Enough to Watch? ilanawiles.substack.com/p/what-movie-h…

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Does Il Makiage have the largest marketing budget ever? Or are they spending to reach me on every platform every five minutes exclusively?

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This m&ms campaign feels a little too inside for me. I just had to do way too much explaining to my husband and kids who are not on Twitter.

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#WorldStridesPartner I’m excited to partner with WorldStrides & take my 13-year-old on one of their programs. My own class trips created some of my most formative memories so I’m a big supporter of educational travel! Learn more about WorldStrides here: bit.ly/mommyshortstw01

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They seriously could have not found a better guy than Ronald to be the only real person on Jury Duty. Dude is renewing my faith in humanity.

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Great work Ilana Wiles! We're honored to inform you that "The Mommy Shorts Guide to Remarkably Average Parenting" made it to BookAuthority's list of best Humor audiobooks of all time! bookauthority.org/books/best-hum…

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I tried to get my kids to watch Better Off Dead (my favorite movie as a kid) and they read the two sentence synopsis and were like, “Mom, it’s a comedy about stalking and suicide? That sounds terrible!” We watched Legally Blonde instead.

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We love edamame, but had no idea soybeans have so many uses outside of food! I love learning about new, sustainable options that make it easy to swap in something greener in my daily life. Learn more about switching to soy here: ussoy.org! #ad U.S. SOY #USSoyPartner