Ooh the long coveted out of print hardcover edition of A Natural History of Rape arrived I know what I'm doing this weekend!

The most powerful predictor of child abuse is: stepparent in the home! And we just figured that out! cuz we were too busy looking at dumbass sociopolitical factors like poverty and education. Not sure but I think on a long enough timeline social science gets everything wrong.

Why does the NFL have to get so tricky with the uniforms, the Lions look like the fucking Panthers tonight

If you don't believe me that Inside Llewyn Davis is a stupid, boring movie, consider this thought experiment: imagine the same movie but it's a lady. Now do you see???

yesterday they were like "the water in the prison is not safe to drink or wash your hands with" and today they're like "we fixed it, drink away." lol k

bugs me when ppl brag about neurotic behavior that is easily fixable. for ex: "anybody else save their document every 45 seconds when writing lolol" dude. turn on autosave or get over yourself. your writing probably isn't even worth saving. guess I'm tackling two things here.

a lot of my friends are on their second marriage and I've been married zero times. it really gets my goat I'll be honest

The so sorry I have to cancel email... "I will go ahead and charge the late cancel fee so no need to be sorry :)" That shuts them the fuck up

not trying to throw shade per se but the sex offenders I work with in prison under 30 without exception are all obsessed with anime

My boyfriend only has one working eyeball. Last night we did a haunted clown house with 3D glasses and at the end he glumly confessed that 3D doesn't work on him, was a busted experience

What am I going to do when I find out my 29 year old friend from work likes Taylor Swift

At 37 I had a premonition I would meet my soulmate when I was 42 and it was very depressing at the time but it came true and all kidding aside I'm very grateful I love my partner so much and didn't compromise cuz being in the wrong relationship sucks

It's always people who got married in the 90s who criticize currently single people for using apps to date. It's literally illegal to talk to a woman in public. you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about

another weird thing sex offenders tend to have in common. biggest professional accomplishment: "Getting my CDL license."

Not feeling it this year

PRISON and JAIL are not synonyms! bugs the shit out of me how often journalists and laymen alike get this wrong