Tell me why I thought this was Ole Gunnar Solskjær

Thank you for the memories Jurgen Klopp. You turned us all (even rival fans😂) from then Doubters To Believers. We all Love and Appreciate you for making footy competitive again and delivering us the long awaited Premier League Title and our 6th Champions League. Love you Kloppo.

Harvey Elliott.

Lakers Part Ways With Head Coach Darvin Ham

New music in 8 days

quick update for you lot ❤️‍🩹

🚨 CLUB STATEMENT 🚨

NYKchazza has been dropped from the playing squad after an incident behind closed doors, we will not be commenting further.

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🚨 NEW SIGNING 🚨

- 366 Goals.
- 188 Assists.
- 5 Premier Leagues.
- 1 Champions League.
- 1 FA Cup.
- 4 League Cups.

Everyone, please welcome our newest and biggest signing yet, Wayne Rooney 🤯

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Just come off the phone with angryginge the singing we are gonna make tonight for Girth N Turf FC is going to break the internet. 😭🤯

Stay tuned for tonight’s signing…..

He isn't lying, no Pro Clubs signing will make a statement like this ever again for as long as Pro Clubs exists.

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This seems to be the move for the future.

Roman Reigns' Bloodline vs. The Rock's Bloodline.

2018-19 was the year when pro wrestling was dying and becoming a joke.

It was Roman Reigns who turned heel and SAVED professional wrestling.

Wrestling is what it is today because of one man, and that's our Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns.

Thank you, Roman ☝️

#WrestleMania

And the Gaffer wins it in the 92nd minute❗

HOWEVER...

El Capitano, Aaron Hunt is BACK❗

#GirthNTurf

TRUST THE PROCESS❗

#GirthNTurf

We currently have 60 THOUSAND people waiting to watch this game, unreal turnout❗

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🚨 NEW SIGNING 🚨

Speed⭐️ joins #GirthNTurf as our BIGGEST signing yet on a 5 game trial❗

🚨 CLUB STATEMENT 🚨

Following a knee injury, fan favourite and our captain, Mustafa Krap (Aaron Hunt), will be sidelined for the next couple of sessions. This comes as a precaution as we do not want to aggravate the injury and we want our star man on full fitness❗

Today's going to be a special one, it's in the air❗

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