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Miserly Scoops

@miserlyscoops

Chipotle eater, crime victim, stupidest man alive apparently

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calendar_today05-12-2019 17:07:22

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Dickson's Farmstand (@eatmeaty) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Jennifer Dopazo Please remove this untrue posts 1.63 lbs = 1 lb 10 Oz We have not raised our prices during this crisis. Our prices are high because we sell locally raised, extremely high quality meats. We do not apreciate being called cheats - our staff is risking their health to serve u.

Miserly Scoops (@miserlyscoops) 's Twitter Profile Photo

First of all I really missed you guys. Second, those criminals are still scooping light. 19% in this case. Unbelievable. Third, man that's some sticker shock. Chipotle

First of all I really missed you guys. Second, those criminals are still scooping light. 19% in this case. Unbelievable.
Third, man that's some sticker shock.
<a href="/ChipotleTweets/">Chipotle</a>
Miserly Scoops (@miserlyscoops) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Perhaps you remember from prior tweets that we also like QDOBA. Their published meat is 99g/3.5oz (Chipotle claims 4oz). My double today was 15% light on the meat, and more than 2x the advertised rice portion. Less miserly than Chipotle (by a hair) but just as #diabetic.

Perhaps you remember from prior tweets that we also like <a href="/qdoba/">QDOBA</a>. Their published meat is 99g/3.5oz (Chipotle claims 4oz). My double today was 15% light on the meat, and more than 2x the advertised rice portion. Less miserly than Chipotle (by a hair) but just as #diabetic.
Miserly Scoops (@miserlyscoops) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Literally the worst performance I have ever recorded. Absolute banditry as I paid for a double chicken and was almost *exactly* single-scooped. $3.15, brazenly pilfered by the Darien, Connecticut Chipotle. At least (for once) they didn't overscoop the rice.

Literally the worst performance I have ever recorded. Absolute banditry as I paid for a double chicken and was almost *exactly* single-scooped. $3.15, brazenly pilfered by the Darien, Connecticut  <a href="/ChipotleTweets/">Chipotle</a>. At least (for once) they didn't overscoop the rice.
Miserly Scoops (@miserlyscoops) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Our advice for shedding the pandemic paunch? You gotta weigh your food. Only 8% light on chicken today, Chipotle, but inexplicably you more than doubled the rice. The #Diet, #diabetes, and #Brotein crowds taking a tough loss today.

Our advice for shedding the pandemic paunch? You gotta weigh your food. 

Only 8% light on chicken today, <a href="/ChipotleTweets/">Chipotle</a>, but inexplicably you more than doubled the rice. The #Diet, #diabetes, and #Brotein crowds taking a tough loss today.
Miserly Scoops (@miserlyscoops) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Threw caution to the wind today and tried the I-95 rest stop. So miserly! Double chicken 24% under and rice 100% over! Chipotle you are perpetrating a fraud and the world is waking up. Brian Niccol makes $34 million a year while customers and line workers suffer. Sad!

Threw caution to the wind today and tried the I-95 rest stop. So miserly! Double chicken 24% under and rice 100% over! <a href="/ChipotleTweets/">Chipotle</a> you are perpetrating a fraud and the world is waking up. Brian Niccol makes $34 million a year while customers and line workers suffer. Sad!
Miserly Scoops (@miserlyscoops) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Birb, while this account doesn't condone bashing the hardest workers in the QSR industry, we acknowledge that your anger is profound and righteous. They will issue you a refund, but they will never, ever change. Miserliness is in their nature.

Miserly Scoops (@miserlyscoops) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Maybe 10g of tomato in here but let's hear it for the good people at the Norwalk, CT QDOBA who overscooped me by ~30%. Chipotle, IMO, is tastier but becoming a fraud victim is a heavy price to pay for flavor.

Maybe 10g of tomato in here but let's hear it for the good people at the Norwalk, CT <a href="/qdoba/">QDOBA</a> who overscooped me by ~30%. Chipotle, IMO, is tastier but becoming a fraud victim is a heavy price to pay for flavor.
Miserly Scoops (@miserlyscoops) 's Twitter Profile Photo

No time to weigh, sorry folks, but it appears Qdoba ran out of the regular sized bowls and went totally nuts on the portions today. Incredible value.

No time to weigh, sorry folks, but it appears Qdoba ran out of the regular sized bowls and went totally nuts on the portions today. Incredible value.
Miserly Scoops (@miserlyscoops) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hey we really missed you guys. For my $12 today I received a 22% underscoop on the meat and a 70% overscoop on the rice. The Chipotle fraud rolls on. #diabetes

Hey we really missed you guys. For my $12 today I received a 22% underscoop on the meat and a 70% overscoop on the rice. The <a href="/ChipotleTweets/">Chipotle</a> fraud rolls on. #diabetes
Miserly Scoops (@miserlyscoops) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Had to charge the Tesla in Fishkill, NY so no scale but I'd bet it all that the excellent scooper here put between 4 and 4.5 ounces in this single. It's *beautiful*. Line was long but it moved fast. Team was excellent. Chipotle location of the year.

Had to charge the Tesla in Fishkill, NY so no scale but I'd bet it all that the excellent scooper here put between 4 and 4.5 ounces in this single. 

It's *beautiful*. Line was long but it moved fast. Team was excellent. Chipotle location of the year.
Miserly Scoops (@miserlyscoops) 's Twitter Profile Photo

$15 from the Stamford Chipotle. No scale but the photo is self explanatory. The restaurant is filthy but this is management's fault for understaffing the place.

$15 from the Stamford <a href="/ChipotleTweets/">Chipotle</a>. No scale but the photo is self explanatory. 

The restaurant is filthy but this is management's fault for understaffing the place.