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We already have "election security." Undocumented immigrants don't vote, "ballot mules" and mail-in voting fraud aren't real, and the 2020 election was fair and secure. Trump is telling his minions to shut the government down because he's desperate and flailing. And it shows.

People! This incredible show, the ultimate synthesis of everything that is Dan Hernandez and Benji Samit, comes out Friday. Watch it you must! (that’s how Yoda talks! let me know if you need more Star Wars trivia)

heyyyyyy this guy is crayyyyy

Harris rn killing a baby in his 78th year

this again but ALL CAPS

SHE’S PUTTING CHILDREN IN A CHOCOLATE FACTORY AND THEY’RE COMING OUT BLUEBERRIES

in the group chat, these immortal words “I think Trump lost the election when he said they’re eating dogs and cats”

ain’t gonna be no rematch

CLEARLY HE IS HAVING A DIFFICULT TIME PROCESSING THAT 💀💀💀

being a moderator is a crazy job, just sitting and listening for a full minute and saying "thank you, but nobody is eating dogs"

she just tanksplained him

Biden got significantly more NATO countries to spend 2% than Trump. Thats just a fact.

“I have concepts of a plan” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. If you said that at a job interview, they would tell you on the spot that it’s probably safe to not check your email for a yes

when someone asks me in a pitch about season 5

trump final statement is like when you do your closing bit way too early in your set

don't vote for a guy who's friends with putin. you don't want that shit, trust me

Taylor Swift - a “childless cat lady” - has endorsed Kamala Harris

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

one of the funniest possible how it started / how it’s goings