John Mulaney explaining the entire plot to Field of Dreams instead of presenting his category at the Oscars lol. king

tatum pushes off with a forearm every single time he drives how is he crying for fouls? should be quiet and just be thankful refs dont blow the whistle for all the charges he should get called for

If Nick Chubb comes back with Tatum’s stiff arm, the Browns are going to be hoisting the Lombardi trophy in February.

“Steph and Klay did it. Shaq and Kobe did it. Hakeem and Kenny did it.” SHAQ just managed to somehow diss everyone but Ernie in the most epic low key fashion

i dont tweet much these days, but this is always a good reason to dust off the cobwebs

“Watson unloads it….”

i get it. i once died my hair purple after a break up i claimed it was in support of Megan Rapinoe and the USWNT for the world cup. but like Ben, i was going through it

i made it 37 years without knowing what a rotting potato smells like, until this morning i’ve been expecting notification of my excommunication from my irish heritage ever since

just opened prime to check in on packers/saints officially that time of year when i have absolutely no idea what day it is

had to suffer through roughly 74 christmas movies the past month to ensure i was free and clear to make this happen

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killin time in the SA airport, only seemed fitting

porzingis clearly played a lot of soccer growing up

I received this email. This was the last cartoon I posted on twitter

I dont know how many of you played NFL Blitz 64 back in the day. It was designed so the game score would always be close. When down by double digits, your players would become superheroes until the deficit was erased. If you haven’t figured it out yet, this is a Cavs tweet.

The Cleveland Browns QB room