4 burgers. #notenough #yum

this looks like the last picture of Gaddafi

Always take the HAWGS in a cockfight

The ceasefire on strikes on energy infrastructure literally lasts for the duration of the trading week

all too easy

ICE in airports sounds great, I often find myself wishing someone would shoot me in the head when I'm waiting in line at security.

Supreme Court justice btw

genuinely the most corrupt government in US history

President Baby has no attention span and can't hear bad news so the only briefing his handlers give him is a daily 2 minute snuff film. Absolutely perfect storyline no notes.

Bill Maher winning the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor is real Book of Revelations, breaking the Seventh Seal, "silence in heaven for about half an hour" stuff.

you can tell who is used to antitrust investigations

American and Texan here: Americans mostly use guns to kill their whole families or random people in road rage related incidents. Lots of times we use them to kill children too. Our 2nd amendment is 50% a cyanide pill we chew on all day and 50% a vanity project for suburban morons

We’re already reaching the “Kim Jong-il was born on the top of a mountain” stage of Trumpism

You are here 👇

Stephen A yelling this at skip bayless

AirPods automatically turning up the volume when I’m eating chips like just call me a lard ass at this point

the best to ever do it