Dick "_spell: Mike DeJohn 'imaeunich' could be Munich, eunuch, Munch, munch, impeach, mannish, Enoch, Manchu, Omani, amening or Emmerich."

#humanblood and #ZOMBIEweed are pretty phenemonal together. #IMHO.

LITTLE GUY HAS SOME KRANK! FUCK YA! IM GONNA BE ON THE Jacob Jones SLEEP SCHEDULE! FUCKKKK YAAAAA! #METHMETHMETHMETHMETHMETHMETHMETHMETH...

There is ONE thing going through my head right now. #moremethmoremethmoremethmoremethmoremethmoremethmoremethmoremeth moremethmoremeth!!!!!!

Im buying a GIANT black dildo and gorilla glueing it on. Think Megan Elmore will notice?

I am a drummer. #nuffsaid.

That wasnt coca cola last night guys. It was fucking vodka and a drop or two of coke in my can last night. #pimphandstrong.

So. I DONT enjoy being with people anymore. I want to roam the poles with the penguins and bears forever.

So. No one told me going down on a french beauty is like eating fucking bigfoot's daughter out. #PARIS.

And a few days ago those fucking Rome chickas were all into this like hXc BONDAGE shit. #rome #romansex #kinky #ILIKEDIT.

Cant wait to taste south london female style. #Tomorrow. #SHAVEDHOPEFULLY.

Fuck it. At least gimme TRIMMED. #jesusmate.

Euro chickas are so weird. They all kind of have this weird general vag smell that throws me off. #mouthwash. #allday #errday.

Ryan thinks he knows what drunk is. Wait till I slip him a shot of #lsd in absinthe and tell him its vodka. $MONEYSHOT.

IM A MAN! I HANDLE MY BOOZE LIKE MY PUSSY! #PROFESSIONAL.

OH SHIT. IMMA TRY VIAGRA AND CIALIS ONE NIGHT. #48"HOPEFULLY.

LSD is legal here. #tripping #eifeltower #top. #irlbitch.

I tell people I am the Alcoholic Ambassador for #AA. #americuh #SEEWHATIDIDTHERE!?!?! #europe.