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SPREAD THE WORD!!

i just want a covered porch so i can sit outside in thunderstorms like an old lady with my coffee and mumble "we needed this"

Kate Barr in NC14 showing her true intent. Be aware of the games these people play.

Under President Trump, federal employment has declined to its lowest level since 1966 — and the lowest level in recorded history as a share of the total workforce.

Only two countries that understand what rights are.

This is why we dont cook for yall no more 😒 just ungrateful

He found out he'd only get one scoop of ice cream

The first rule of fight club is: You do not talk about fight club.

A cow's rumen is a 40-gallon fermentation chamber containing billions of bacteria, protozoa, and fungi. These microorganisms perform chemical reactions that modern laboratories cannot replicate at scale: - Breaking down cellulose (plant cell walls that humans cannot digest)

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Sometimes I think rock n roll was invented just to get Geddy Lee laid

You're not getting my help. Roy Cooper is a monster.

Minnesota has come a long way.

Dumbass: "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." ** attacks federal law enforcement officers ** Doctor: "Don't do that. " It's science.

That’s for Pearl Harbor!

That's because we stopped teaching civics in middle school before you were born.

You're fired

Breaking news for anyone who hasn't worked this out yet: Cows are vegan. No, stay with me. The cow eats the grass. The clover. The herbs. The wildflowers. The diverse, mineral-rich, organically grown plant matter from the field. The cow then, and this is where it gets