Reminder that AI is not actually capable of de-pixilating for identification purposes, it’s only capable of finding a mathematically possible match and the output is only as good as its training data & the result only one from an infinite number of possibilities

The design motif at Flame Grill Barbecue is all about predator and prey relationships. Not pictured: humans and cheeseburgers

Look all I'm saying is that I have yet to see a bear making a whiny tweet about women in a hypothetical situation

My email signature for work: “Herbie, I just want it to look like nothing else in the world. And it should be surrounded by a train.”

Forget “magic” and “it was all started by a mouse”

choo choo y’all

For DISTwitter friends, if being continually disappointed by a lack of ambition, vision, and follow-through is *your thing*, may I suggest getting invested in transit?

Shit is depressing AF

Discovering that my new ADHD meds *do not work* if I drink coffee is a crisis of personality I was not prepared for.

“Revitalization” or “restoration” would have been fair.

They were fixing a park that’d been left to time and nature.

Sure, when you bring in landscapers to fix the yard of an abandoned lot it’s a transformation- but you’ve still only got a passably mowed lawn at the end of it