I once had a girlfriend who chose San Jose as her favourite team because the very first hockey game she ever watched was Calgary Flames vs. San Jose Sharks and the Sharks won. It’s not an important hockey stat, I just thought it was a silly way to choose your favourite team.

Florida Panthers and Carolina Hurricanes are currently in QUADRUPLE OVERTIME. That’s the equivalent to 2 games and they’re playing their third in ONE game. This is only game one of the eastern finals. It’s 1:27 AM and history is being made.

MATTHEW FUCKING TKACHUK

Hockey starts tomorrow. Baseball is a bitch sport anyway. Nobody there can fight like men

Connor Brown? I thought we were getting BERNARD!

We'll be featuring Ladies Love Mick David' Open Challenge.

DROP THE MITTENS KITTEN

Soup Man is really putting up numbers tonight.

I am going to need Drisital to put it in the net tonight to keep my Timmie’s streak going. Who the fuck is Foegele?!

Hartman? More like Hat-Man.

Cody Ceci hasn’t scored a goal in like 88 games, why do I keep picking him for my coffee points. I mean… I guess he’s due.

Watching the Canucks game had me like:

Drew Doughty hasn’t scored a playoff goal in 10 years. Big night tonight.

Big blow to the hockey world today. RIP Johnny Hockey. Gone much too soon.

When did you have your first iced cap from timmies and why was it at an airport?

Nathan fucking MacKinnon

2 extra minutes for chiclets. But that’s okay. We got this! GO CANADA GO!

Lanny McDonald, lady killer.

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