Sir Michael Take CBE
@MichaelTakeMP
The former Conservative MP for Dorset East. 🇬🇧
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25-05-2020 15:22:23
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#bbclaurak
I’ve known billionaire Carphone Warehouse co-founder David Ross for years.
He has a nutty rizz
His sheen is bronze
His pubis alert
Like cardboard he folds stiffly but has durable flaps.
When he says Rishi’s pledges are working.
THEY’RE WORKING!
The next 5 years is scary😱
Rishi Sunak can handle this frightening future by:
1. Introducing facials & toe based recognition
2. Ensuring Alexander Olly NEVER enters #Eurovision again
3. Making pledges (lots of ‘em)
Vote for Rishi or you will all be murdered by zombies & robots.
#bbclaurak
Bravo David Cameron👏
The plan IS working!
People like Alexander Olly, Bambie Thug,
Angela Rayner & Jurgen Klopp will have you believe this isn’t the case.
Ignore the doubters!
We have MORE money
MORE rizz
MORE clams
& MORE disposable sewage.
🇬🇧
#LondonMayoralElection
Our cockney Nana
Our dinner lady.
Lard on her apron
Sticky mints & Oyster cards lining her pockets.
Susan Hall, we are in mourning.
You offered funk & porridge.
Now everyone in London will be stabbed & die of clean air.
You were London’s Virgin Hairy.
😔
#LondonMayorElections
We held prayers for Susan Hall at the village church this morning.
Although we don’t live in London it is vital Suzie becomes Mayor.
Suzie brings funk, dust particles & ketchup to us all.
Her chunks are juicy
Her custard is creamy.
This nation LOVES her!
❤️