Sir Michael Take CBE
@MichaelTakeMP
The former Conservative MP for Dorset East. 🇬🇧
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25-05-2020 15:22:23
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#LondonMayoralElection
Our cockney Nana
Our dinner lady.
Lard on her apron
Sticky mints & Oyster cards lining her pockets.
Susan Hall, we are in mourning.
You offered funk & porridge.
Now everyone in London will be stabbed & die of clean air.
You were London’s Virgin Hairy.
😔
#LondonMayorElections
We held prayers for Susan Hall at the village church this morning.
Although we don’t live in London it is vital Suzie becomes Mayor.
Suzie brings funk, dust particles & ketchup to us all.
Her chunks are juicy
Her custard is creamy.
This nation LOVES her!
❤️
Let’s just wait until ALL the results are in.
I think it is far too early to say if the #LocalElections have been catastrophic to us Conservatives.
Meanwhile let me condemn the OBSCENE language directed at Jonathan Gullis by Labour’s Jonathan Ashworth.😡
I❤️Chris Philp on #BBCLauraK explaining why he got muddled over Rwanda/Congo/UmBongo:
-He couldn’t hear
-He was in fact asking a rhetorical question
-He was leaking sludge.
Labour’s Des Streetwalking squirms as Chris hits him with the truth!
Bravo Chris👏
I’m becoming concerned for Rishi Sunak.
He’s started locking random men up in his flat at number 10, writing ransom demands on their spectacles and getting them to ring their constituency secretaries to send in the money.
Worrying!
#PocketSizedGrindr
😕
A pint of bitter
A pint of lager
A pint of cider
A pint of milk(full creamed of course)
A Brexit pint of wine
A pint of jizz
A pint of rizz
Lots of great things come in pints.
Including our Prime Minister
Rishi a #PintSizedLoser ?
Hardly!
He is a gorgeous pint of jizzed up beer!🇬🇧