That there's not a running ticker on every TV news station with a count of how many days Butch Wilmore and Sunita Williams have been stuck in space and constant front-page articles on how the privatization of space vehicles will have detrimental effects on their health is nuts.

Humanity has about six months to purchase 8 billion ape costumes for the ultimate prank.

Every day I wake up and more terrible things happen

If you don't want Trump to win again, you better start pressuring Kamala to be better.

But for reals

James Baldwin, 45 years ago — eight years before Hamas was founded

Dear President Donald J. Trump Joe Biden and Vice President JD Vance Kamala Harris… Section 620I of the Foreign Assistance Act prohibits security assistance or arms sales to any country that restricts U.S. humanitarian assistance. Section 502B of the same law prohibits security aid to any government engaged in a

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i have to go to hobbiton one day it’s not a want it’s a need

Almost unquantifiable how much better this would have been

Not Fatman Scoop

brought to you by the labor movement:

Is there aught we hold in common with the greedy parasite, who would lash us into serfdom and would crush us with his might? Is there anything left to us but to organize and fight? For the union makes us strong.

Hey hey, all you sexy beasts! I’m deleting the social applications from the cellular telephone for a while bcuz I START SCHOOL TOMORROW? It’s true. Anyways, the phone messages are always on so please continue to send the memes to my phone, plz If you need the digits, DM ya boi.

"protein powder has lead" explains A LOT