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Metroknow

@metroknow

Writer, musician, purveyor of Product Management

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calendar_today18-04-2008 22:19:27

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Today’s microconfession: When I get a credit for bringing my own grocery bag and I choose to donate to “Education” instead of the environment I secretly whisper “because people are stupid. And this bean in a jar ‘l fix ‘em good. Fancy book learnin’ here we come” #microconfessions

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I’ve been reading for a while now about this Chaffles craze among those of us avoiding grains and sugars. Tried it this morning - it’s a game-changer. So good! #chaffles

I’ve been reading for a while now about this Chaffles craze among those of us avoiding grains and sugars. Tried it this morning - it’s a game-changer. So good! #chaffles
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We have been fighting the weather all morning to get our new roof put on until finally we said screw this...Raise the mainsail - we cast off for Ensenada at dawn

We have been fighting the weather all morning to get our new roof put on until finally we said screw this...Raise the mainsail - we cast off for Ensenada at dawn
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Slowing down with life by being quarantined for these last several weeks is definitely helping me to see more of the natural beauty around us at home.

Slowing down with life by being quarantined for these last several weeks is definitely helping me to see more of the natural beauty around us at home.
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If General Mills does not license the rights to make Hufflepuffs cereal, I will be seriously disappointed. The marketing campaign on Hog Warts cereal might be harder, but I know you can do it. Mobilicorpus!

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With all of the turmoil right now, I thought my friends and acquaintances might like to know that our new kitten has found a new best friend in our home.

With all of the turmoil right now, I thought my friends and acquaintances might like to know that our new kitten has found a new best friend in our home.
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Looking at a constellation app to see the planets aligning this eve, it occurs to me how pissed Galileo would be at how casual it is now to understand the night sky

Looking at a constellation app to see the planets aligning this eve, it occurs to me how pissed Galileo would be at how casual it is now to understand the night sky
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After 14 yrs in this house, I still can’t remember which side the light switch is on, but I do remember the Pythagorean theorem from 7th grade. I should have taken light switch management and toilet paper admin in school as my counselor suggested. I would use that like every day.

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Led a tech talk today over zoom for ~ 100 people - went well, and was fun to collaborate with my architecture partners. I opened with, “before we get started, don’t forget to subscribe, like, and hit that notification bell.” It sounded far funnier in my head 10 minutes beforehand

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When we finally have to go back to the office, I am totally bringing a folding car windshield shade to every meeting so that I can still have ‘camera off’ moments #supergenius

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As much as I am skeptical that the #metaverse has shown any real innovation so far, I admit it would be pretty cool to visit a virtual store or restaurant and the goods or food you order delivered by drone within minutes. Show me that metaverse and I’m in.