Woke Messiah π§πππ΄ββ οΈπ§ββοΈπ
@MessiahWoke
I am a professor at the Church of Woke with a doctorate in satirology. Member of the demi-nonbinary community. ve/ ver/ vim
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05-01-2021 17:18:18
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Blocking traffic in protest of a righteous cause is one of the most noble acts that I can imagine... second only to throwing soup on a painting. #NotAllHeroesWearCapes #JustStopOilNow #ProtestersAreNotUseless
I was really worried that Joe Biden wouldn't be able to start WW3 prior to the election... but he continues to amaze me! #TheGreatUniter
Any gay cis male should stop being in trans denial and transition to a womxn. Also, any cishet male should stop being in trans denial and transition to a womxn. #StopTransHate
Some very bigoted (and transphobic) tweeters decided to attack myself and Kim v. Newsom: Trophy Wife! π₯° based on our Latinx and Native American Heritage (and my lady peen). Punches were landed by each side, but I feel like Kim and I won the battle in the end.