Woke Messiah πŸŸ§πŸŒˆπŸ’”πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ§™β€β™‚οΈπŸ’‰(@MessiahWoke) 's Twitter Profileg
Woke Messiah πŸŸ§πŸŒˆπŸ’”πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ§™β€β™‚οΈπŸ’‰

@MessiahWoke

I am a professor at the Church of Woke with a doctorate in satirology. Member of the demi-nonbinary community. ve/ ver/ vim

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Woke Messiah πŸŸ§πŸŒˆπŸ’”πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ§™β€β™‚οΈπŸ’‰(@MessiahWoke) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If the WNBA refuses to pay the same salaries that NBA stars receive, the league should be shut down to prevent discrimination. We'll see the type of reaction you get from the American public when they can no longer watch their precious WNBA games that they love so much.

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Woke Messiah πŸŸ§πŸŒˆπŸ’”πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ§™β€β™‚οΈπŸ’‰(@MessiahWoke) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I'm starting to feel more masculine. I'm considering identifying as a man, but not a cis man, a trans man. I'm looking into doctors that will perform surgery on my chest so that I can look like I had a mastectomy and remove the skin from my forearm. Stay tuned!

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Woke Messiah πŸŸ§πŸŒˆπŸ’”πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ§™β€β™‚οΈπŸ’‰(@MessiahWoke) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I've been locked out of 'X' since Sunday. Apparently when you quote Dylan Mulvaney, your account gets locked for abuse and harassment, and X conveniently just ignores your appeal for several days. I'm not going to repeat the comment that got be locked, but I'll give a hint...

I've been locked out of 'X' since Sunday. Apparently when you quote Dylan Mulvaney, your account gets locked for abuse and harassment, and X conveniently just ignores your appeal for several days. I'm not going to repeat the comment that got be locked, but I'll give a hint...
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Woke Messiah πŸŸ§πŸŒˆπŸ’”πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ§™β€β™‚οΈπŸ’‰(@MessiahWoke) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Some very bigoted (and transphobic) tweeters decided to attack myself and Kim v. Newsom: Trophy Wife! πŸ₯° based on our Latinx and Native American Heritage (and my lady peen). Punches were landed by each side, but I feel like Kim and I won the battle in the end.

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