Woke Messiah πŸŸ§πŸŒˆπŸ’”πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ§™β€β™‚οΈπŸ’‰(@MessiahWoke) 's Twitter Profileg
Woke Messiah πŸŸ§πŸŒˆπŸ’”πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ§™β€β™‚οΈπŸ’‰

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I am a professor at the Church of Woke with a doctorate in satirology. Member of the demi-nonbinary community. ve/ ver/ vim

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Woke Messiah πŸŸ§πŸŒˆπŸ’”πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ§™β€β™‚οΈπŸ’‰(@MessiahWoke) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I'm so happy to see that Biden is now imposing tariffs on China. Where did he ever get such an amazing idea?!?! This is the type of creative leadership that Trump never could have come up with.

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Hey guys... we're reframing the narrative. Don't admit that Joe Biden ever shits his pants in public. If we accuse Trump enough times people might believe our new narrative. Pass it on!

Hey guys... we're reframing the narrative. Don't admit that Joe Biden ever shits his pants in public. If we accuse Trump enough times people might believe our new narrative. Pass it on!
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Woke Messiah πŸŸ§πŸŒˆπŸ’”πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ§™β€β™‚οΈπŸ’‰(@MessiahWoke) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Our children will never be safe until we have stronger gun control laws! But the GOP needs to stop their politically motivated attacks that are attempting to persecute Hunter Biden for being the son of the president (and violating gun control laws).

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Woke Messiah πŸŸ§πŸŒˆπŸ’”πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ§™β€β™‚οΈπŸ’‰(@MessiahWoke) 's Twitter Profile Photo

You're alone walking down a street in an inner city after sunset. Would you rather encounter a young black man (who's probably just doing community service) or a stray dog (that's probably rabid)?

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Woke Messiah πŸŸ§πŸŒˆπŸ’”πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ§™β€β™‚οΈπŸ’‰(@MessiahWoke) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Breaking news: A black man is claiming to know what a computer is, along with being able to obtain a government issued ID. I'm waiting for a second source to confirm if this is true... but if it is, that would be groundbreaking! Stay tuned.

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Woke Messiah πŸŸ§πŸŒˆπŸ’”πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ§™β€β™‚οΈπŸ’‰(@MessiahWoke) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We did it! The college campus protests, blocking highway traffic, and hunger strikes have worked! These ceasefire wouldn't be possible without the tireless efforts of social justice warriors in the US. Kudos!

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