I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

#BigGardenBirdWatch well under way here. 5 different species spotted so far.

Just listened to Taskmaster pod with Ed Gamble I love you John Kearns but Jesus Christ! Who orders a genie’s lamp and doesn’t rub it??? Ffs 🤦‍♀️

#wordle

I got my first 2!

Wordle 228 2/6

⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 214 6/6

⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩
⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩
⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟨⬜🟩
⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

This one really stressed me out!

Wordle 210 3/6

⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I’ve given in and played my first game, liked it.

#JoinIn absolutely gutted to have tested positive along with one of my sons and be missing the big family get together. Trying to keep my chin up for the boys’ sakes but I’m seriously fed up.

❄️ Marcus Rashford and Tom Kerridge are giving you more ways to help us get food to families this winter.

📲 You can donate £5, £10, or £20 to FareShare by texting 5FULL, 10FULL, or 20FULL to 70580.

Texts cost the donation amount plus one standard network rate message.

We’ve come so far eh Greg Jenner ?

youtu.be/WNs5jZgCwS4

If you think that public health measures such as mask-wearing should reintroduced in England, RT💙

So Sajid Javid has literally just *cancelled* his appearance at today's @RCGP annual conference.

I think if the Health Secretary is too scared to face the frontline NHS staff he bashes - and yet purports to lead - he really shouldn't be in post.

RT if you do too.

Media reports suggest the Government will leave the NHS with a £5 billion funding gap next year.

Please RT if you agree that would be an absolute disgrace.

Just rewatched Taskmaster S4E4 it’s made me really want to see Mel Giedroyc do BBC Strictly ✨ Please make it happen TV gods 🙏

RT if you feel really terrified about the political direction our country is heading in. I’m curious to see how widespread this feeling is.

I don’t normally drink but today I opened the wine whilst making tea and it made the kid’s usual nonsense much more tolerable. I may have made a dangerous discovery 🍷 🥴😄

I so happy that Mike Wozniak is getting so much love from being on #taskmaster I’ve been in love with him since #mandown so I’m glad everyone else is getting onboard now.

#ItsASin Wow. Heartbreaking.

Once a month, every month I have to reassure myself “it’s ok, you don’t really want a man in your life, you’re just ovulating” phew.