Hey Donald J. Trump next time you're in Leicester, there's a free game of Laser Tag with your name on it. Actually, after reading The Art of The Deal, I realise that's terrible business. You pay full price, but I'll throw in a free slushy and a MEGA hat. #DonaldTrump #LaserTag

Laser Tag is scientifically proven to cure your fear of being shot by a laser. #FollowTheScience #TrueStory

Hey Leicester Students’ Union Wednesday student special - 3 games for £9. 4 Jagerbombs for £10. What could go wrong? #HumpDayHappiness #GunsUp

Merry Chronic Christmas to all our stoner friends out there. Megazone Leicester opens at 4:20. Free lollipops. #420day #BlazersandLasers

Happy Eid Mubarak to everyone out there. Also don't forget to Blue Check yourself before you Blue Wreck yourself. #BlueCheckMark #EidMubarak

Who remembers that film where Gary Oldman played Matthew McConaughey's dwarf brother? Anyone? 3 games for £12. Alright alright alright. #FilmKnowAbouts #SmallBusinessSaturday

Come slay some dragons Megazone Leicester. When we say slay dragons, we mean shoot strangers with lasers. #StGeorgesDay #StrangersAgain

Imagine throwing shade at someone because their revolutionary, privately funded rocket launch wasn't successful. How's your rocket launch going? Elon Musk remember Megazone Leicester when you want a Laser Tag centre on Mars. #LaserTag #Mars

Today in Laser Tag history: Oliver Cromwell was born. Thanks for inventing politicians Oli... great. Historians say he did like Laser Tag though, so there's that. #HistoryMatters #RealTalk

My pronouns are Phaser/Phasim. That sort of works... #LaserTag #PoliticsToday

We here at Megazone Leicester invite all local electoral candidates to come down and show us what they've got. Last person standing. Winner gets our vote. #LocalElections2023 #VoteThemAllOut

Move over Local Elections, May 4th is Star Wars day. Come to Megazone Leicester for Laser Tag games, free arcades, free lollipops & fancy dress. You'd have to be a real Ewok to miss it! #MayThe4thBeWithYou

Come down to Megazone Leicester to dance to disco and play Laser Tag under our beautiful mirrorball. It's like the 70's are back. Just without the crushing inflation, worsening standard of living, and everyone being on strike. Oh... #Disco #LockdownTrivia

Where my Stormtroopers at?! Be at Megazone Leicester tomorrow for Star Wars day. Cheap games, free arcades and fancy dress. At least 2 staff members will be forced to wear costumes. Be there & be square! #CompulsoryFun #MayThe4thBeWithYou

Celebrate Star Wars day with us. What else are you gonna do? Go to Boyzlife at DMH? No one wants that. #StarWarsDay #TerriblePortmanteau

King Charles is pretty nifty with a gun. Come down to Megazone Leicester to beat his high scores! #CoronationWeekend #LaserTag

Game of the week: Midnight Madness. You can play it any time. It's our version of 'It's 5 o'clock somewhere'. #LaserTag #MidnightHorrors

Not going on any summer holidays? Come down to Megazone Leicester to get that UV tan you always wanted. (Important note - this UV won't tan you, it will only make you look cool as hell!) #NotReally #WinningTime

Hey adults, do you like being trash talked by a pack of 7 year olds? If so, come on down to Megazone Leicester and 'pwn those newbs'. (Disclaimer - not my choice of words) #OkBoomer #TheyGrowUpSoFast

Shout out to our friends at LaserForce Leicester. Good to see people still use MS paint to design their website. #FriendlyRivalry #WebsiteDesign