Anyone in Manchester interested in City v. Chelsea tickets? This Saturday at the Etihad.

Do you think there have been less chloroform related kidnappings since we started wearing masks?

Nothing gets me going more than a 3D video tour of a $2mil apartment I'll never be able to live in

Would love for NY theatre to put pressure on employers the way UK theatre has. Applicants deserve courtesy emails and feedback opportunities when possible. Can't tell you how many times I've applied for a job, had an interview, and then saw the company re-post the job call out.

Asking Saint Patrick to drive the snakes out of MY life this March 17

Man in my office that talks loudly just let us all know he was a convicted felon. 👍

Our next round of interviews for #DipCP4 is 8th April. We are looking for the next Creative #producers - could you be one of them? Join us to find out... Email me at [email protected] to apply #theatre #Creative #arts

artsonsite ProducersPool at your place Tue 26 Apr 2022 1:00 PM and I get to host the Zoom hybrid back here in the UK with Megan Schadler and Christopher w Grady 'on the ground'. Looking forward to meeting NYC fellow producers. Great venue to hold the meet up. bit.ly/387OAXV

The oranges in my fridge watching me take out yet another Kit Kat Chunky for dessert

My first ACE app was a success 🙏

Hulu ads keep me humble

paddington 4 is the one where they let me say fuck

One time I was getting new glasses and the lady asked if I wanted anti glare and blue light. I said no I don't use my glasses for driving or the computer. She said "then what do you use them for?" and I thought "idk" then I remembered all the parts of my life that require vision.

Feel like we (straight women in relationships) are always complaining about hearing men breathe but I like don’t make any noise when I breathe so are men ok? Do men having breathing issues? Is this an evolutionary issue we’ve overlooked?

I’m not a religious person but sometimes I do thank god for brioche

My wedding's coming up and I'm just wondering for those who have done it, is it embarrassing to walk down the aisle? I feel like I'm going to be embarrassed. Like oh god I cant believe I made all these people sit and watch me walk in a pretty dress

Trying to eat super healthy. Finding some nice recipes. But every time I'm eating something new I think "this would be better between bread"

How I just spelled the word script; screept. I is writer.

It’s our first birthday today! To celebrate one year since founding Izzy Parriss Productions, we are launching our brand new website! Go check it out! izzyparrissproductions.com Website design - Megan Schadler