A Book Week thought: Id love to see funding for authors to go out to regional schools. Most regional kids would never have met an author. I remember seeing authors at my (suburban Melbourne) school and thinking, 'That's my future'. I needed to see it to know it was possible.

Starting Friday by finding a new Marcus Mumford song has dropped *chef's kiss*

I don’t think I’ve ever had to take an outfit from day to night. I just get changed.

#BREAKING: GUILTY! Chris Dawson found guilty of murdering his wife LynetteDawson in 1982 through a "conscious and voluntary act." @10NewsFirst

It's PE class every day 😱

I don't ask for much, just that magpies evolve enough to know that a 42yo woman riding a bike with a basket is not going to climb that tree to get their maggie babies. And if I do decide to try it, they won’t even have to attack me: I’ll fall & break my head open all by myself.

More than one toilet 👑🚽🚽👑

I have a lot of ageing to do in the next few years 😂

This makes a lot of sense: “I’m a psychologist – and I believe we’ve been told devastating lies about mental health” | Sanah Ahsan theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Not cynicism; real life. This is my experience every single time I’ve answered ‘no’.

No. Just no. Now would be a good time to update protocols to reflect the current-day world. It would also be a good time to hit 'unsubscribe' on the royals.

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This is fantastic - especially the last tweet in the thread.

Online check-in. Yes/no?

I currently have shingles in my ear. This is by far the worst pain I’ve ever felt … and I’ve given birth to two >10lb babies.

I'm trying to read more #memoirs this year and just finished this one by Megan Blandford Remarkably honest and superbly written. Highly recommended, especially if your other half is a mum. (They may not have the same battles, but maybe share some of the fears)

Um. No.