Hey Donny, do me a favor... Don't tweet and fake niceties about me now that I'm gone. I like presidents who haven't been captured by foreign powers.

Glad I can bring a smile to your face?

I can now confirm what we have all been thinking. Yes, even God thinks Donald J. Trump is a racist asshole.

Just wanted to say thanks to God for the warm welcome. You da' real MVP.

Ladies and gentlemen, don't worry about Ivanka using her phone at my ceremony. She was just uploading her condolences to me, to the cloud.

I'd have a blue checkmark by now if God was in charge of verifying accounts.

But hey, I'm still here...

Out of decency and respect, I've stayed quiet. But, Donald J. Trump, I'm really getting sick of your shit. #25thAmendmentNow

So this is what it feels like to live in someone's head rent free. #McCain #Trump #25thAmendmentNow

John McCains Ghost Mario Speedwagon Donald J. Trump John, Sadly, my friend, without you here, none of the people in Washington have the testicular fortitude to do it. They're all afraid of being kicked off the cash cow free ride.

Just to clarify, for the sake of transparency, this is not my handwriting. Additionally, I've got nothing to thank President Draft Dodger for.

I haven't had a lot to say lately (sorry, I've been dead). But this... This kills me all over again. I'm so sorry, USA, you deserve so much better. #CongressDoYourJob #DerangedDonald #treason

The part of his ABC interview where President Trump gets annoyed with Mick Mulvaney for coughing while he was answering a question. abcnews.go.com/Politics/trans…

Somali pirates gave me toothpaste & soap.

Good luck to the U.S. Women's National Soccer Team! You all are some of the most fearless, powerful, awe-inspiring athletes I’ve ever seen—and together, you’re nothing short of extraordinary. #OneNationOneTeam

It is unfathomable to me that a President of the United States would retweet this. Literally unfathomable. It would be outrageous for even a member of a local city council, let alone from the person who is to Take Care that the Laws be Faithfully Executed.