Jamie Redknapp is absolutely spot on yet again…

i love it when my pets sigh like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader

BREAKING: Sofia and Carlo Dolmio announce they intend to step back from official Dolmio Family duties with immediate effect in order to protect their privacy and wellbeing

Kylie Minogue enjoys her first tour of Jessie J’s Hertfordshire abattoir ahead of her stint covering the singer’s maternity leave. “She’s doing things no other UK slaughterhouse would dare do,” said Kylie. “I particularly loved the retirement send-off with a difference.”

2020 was wild

New Ipsos study finds Co-Op have been the cheekiest cunts when it comes to whopping price rises in recent months

A client of ours is leaving, so popped into the office today with a "box of chocolates" for the team... Fuck, and I can't stress this enough, me.

Will Smith eating spaghetti via text to video AI. source: reddit.com/r/StableDiffus…

“Crystal Palace are delighted to welcome back Roy Hodgson as interim manager until the end of the 2082/83 season.”

nah gary neville is hilarious

😂😂😂

Gotta be one of the best videos this app has ever produced. The way the words fit the song so well The fact she sings it so well it literally could be Lily Allen 10/10

The internet is undefeated 😂

The only good personalised numberplate I’ve ever seen

It works

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Why is this so accurate 😅