You can be a rockets fan and realize the mavs are the more likeable team in this series

Davis taking that call after dropping it and starting the contact was weeaaaakkkkk

Lol H-E-B curbside takes over 15 minutes every time I use it I have NO CLUE why so many people use it.

I’m 4 followers away from 900 🥺y’all are amazing ❤️❤️❤️

Geezus. Man.

I have my exit interview today and I will tell ALL. After that I’m going to Glassdoor to tell the rest 😂

It’s so weird, I love my job, and if ever a day comes I’d do the opposite. Well like you know what I mean, green-door would be me being that person nobody believes is real gushing about the best bosses and coworkers and pretty much best company in the world. So ya wtf in lucky.

Bruh what. Come on now everything I buy is 50% more expensive what it was. And I’m not saying it’s all your fault but don’t lie to my face dude screw you.

We are 35 weeks pregnant today! But more importantly our app gave us this comparison to how big our baby is and “a moderately successful game of jenga” has me rolling on this wonderful Friday.

A top 5 band of mine gone for so long with new music?!

Dad from Dexter's Lab has the same voice actor as Johnny Bravo from Johnny Bravo. #DextersLab #JohnnyBravo Voiced by Jeff Bennett

Congrats HIP for coming in 1st at Dallas Ultimate's Texas 2Finger! 🦈🥏 It was so great seeing everyone! Already looking forward to next weekend at Dog Days in The Woodlands!

I’m gonna pack up this ColorWare Nintendo Switch OLED and ship it to 1 random follower who RTs this tweet in the next 24 hours. Good luck!

We had someone play with us this weekend that won’t play the whole year, so we didn’t make him pay for the tourney since our team shares bid fees and he did us favor giving us an extra player for a tourney. So he bought me and the wife a baby gift instead. Ugh love people.

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Hahaha thought I could come in and play same difficulty as when I was playing regularly. got NO HIT IMMEDIATELY hahaha.

One of my friends works for Ken Paxton the attorney general of Texas. They just made today a half day, and today a holiday going forward. Shit is wild.