Super appropriate for Meghan McCain's replacement to be someone who also got her start in politics because she had a famous right-wing dad

me rushing to the group text when someone we all know personally makes a minor mistake in public

me hearing there's half a sandwich left over in a conference room from a meeting I wasn't invited to

Damn autocratcorrect

(The malevolent entity Cthulhu erupts through multiple portals, its skyscraper-sized tentacles leveling entire cities in seconds)

DNC: Cthul-who? Chip in $3 NOW to tell mankind's collective source of subconscious anxiety that LOVE trumps Lovecraftian cephalopods

Unfortunately Desi Lydic will not be able to attend the Emmy’s because she will be watching Fox News for her 8,672,836th straight hour

Was the editorial process “we don’t read what we publish”?

I had to make the difficult decision to put my cat to sleep tonight. I wrote a poem about loving a cat.

it's called 'what is the same as a cat' and it's my best attempt at answering that question.

Where are the J4 hearings

Just say stuff, please just fucking say stuff

Supreme Court Rules Actually We Are Not All In This Together

News alerts this week

Reporter: What do you say to voters who say, 'We elected a Democratic president and VP, a Democratic-led House, a Democratic-led Senate. Do it now.'

Kamala Harris: Do what now

Reporter: Make abortion legal

Kamala Harris: Make what legal

Reporter: Abortion

Kamala Harris: what