adopting a clingy stray worked out great because we can take turns being the emotional support animal

I don’t care about whatever super IMAX or 4D studios are cooking up. invent a screen big enough to contain glen powell

all trump supporters are drooling nazis

best part is it wasn’t unintelligible, he said he wasn’t a christian

fighting Honey B: oh god make it stop the other 23 hours of the day: 🎶 I’LL BE YOUR QUEEN BEE 🐝 HONEY B LOVELY 🎶

when my dog hears me coming home from the next block over

a brief birthday message for The Sixth Sense for today, its 25th anniversary backpackmatt.substack.com/p/the-sixth-se…

we need robot umpires yesterday, please get these crusty fossils out of our game

Pod likes to punch above his weight class at the dog park

I shudder to even let this secret out but if you haven’t played Pokémon TFT yet you haven’t lived

Elon saw Trump at his pathetic lowest and just couldn’t be left out. couldn’t keep those coke fingers from typing

RL should honestly represent humanity in the space olympics

thanks to everyone who reached out about the editing gig, I wasn’t able to get to everyone (Elmo marked like twenty of you as possible nsfw??) but I was able to find someone for the project. appreciate all the responses and I’ll be keeping people in mind if I need more help!

literally a 360 no scope

Celebrating spooky season with my first solo video! Horror movies are one of my greatest passions, and I wanted to say a little bit about a timeless tradition: the horror comedy Thanks to Carlos Cortes for the edit and helping to bring this to life! youtube.com/watch?v=h8KCIB…

insane catch by that fan if we’re being real