I just uploaded a new video I Still Feel Love In My Heart (Even Though Trump Is An Asshole) youtu.be/3oR21vBxr90

I just uploaded a new video I Don't Know What Day It Is Anymore v2 youtu.be/d2v9oInI1Wk

I just uploaded a new video I Don't Know What Day It Is Anymore Music Video - Raw Footage youtu.be/vhhSI6whXsQ

If you ever use the word "god" as an expletive and a person says "Don't take the lord's name in vain", just reply with "I wasn't talking about your god."

80s slang combined with Halloween references: These pumpkin spice potato chips are grody! You’re not going out trick or treating? What’s your damage? Person A: I can’t believe she wore that vampire costume. Gag me with a spoon! Person B: That’s harsh.

80s slang mixed with Halloween references: Mind if I help myself to a little grindage of your candy corn? Person A: This gnarly Witch is Totally spookin me out Person B: Cheeuh! Person A: This werewolf is trippin when the moon comes out, word? Person B: Word

80s slang mixed with Halloween references: Person A: That zombie is totally into you, dude. Person B: Not even! Person A: Even. Person A: That zombies getting some grindage on your bod bro Person B: No duh!

Just released my new #Halloween album! mattgriffo.hearnow.com #halloweenplaylist #HalloweenMusic

I just uploaded a new video There's a Monster Party In My Pants - Halloween 2020 Version youtu.be/HxJxlIYZEuI

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I just uploaded a new video This Year Can Kiss My Ass youtu.be/pcVpqFpkPeM

2020 is truly a year when people figured out if they could or could not cut their own hair

Just posted a photo @ Tucson, Arizona instagram.com/p/CKCoEsYpgIN/…

Just another day of streamed performances #nomorepants @ Chicago, Illinois instagram.com/p/CKnTELqprTX/…

Rocket the dog is adorbz. She is da long dog

Things are reopening and I'm so excited to be performing live again

I just uploaded a new video Oh Louise Music Video - Halloween Song youtu.be/nvmHt0mjR7A

Live at @hungrybrainchicago this Saturday! Storyteller @QueenLilyBe ("Best Erotic Story" 2021) and musician-comedian Matt Griffo will keep the juices flowing! 🍒 Tix at bit.ly/WSfeb12

I just uploaded a new video Creating Flipmits Theme Song youtu.be/OEjU9_uZIl8