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Matt Griffo

@mattgriffo

Musician & comedian.
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If you ever use the word "god" as an expletive and a person says "Don't take the lord's name in vain", just reply with "I wasn't talking about your god."

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80s slang combined with Halloween references: These pumpkin spice potato chips are grody! You’re not going out trick or treating? What’s your damage? Person A: I can’t believe she wore that vampire costume. Gag me with a spoon! Person B: That’s harsh.

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80s slang mixed with Halloween references: Mind if I help myself to a little grindage of your candy corn? Person A: This gnarly Witch is Totally spookin me out Person B: Cheeuh! Person A: This werewolf is trippin when the moon comes out, word? Person B: Word

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80s slang mixed with Halloween references: Person A: That zombie is totally into you, dude. Person B: Not even! Person A: Even. Person A: That zombies getting some grindage on your bod bro Person B: No duh!

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Live at @hungrybrainchicago this Saturday! Storyteller @QueenLilyBe ("Best Erotic Story" 2021) and musician-comedian Matt Griffo will keep the juices flowing! 🍒 Tix at bit.ly/WSfeb12

Live at @hungrybrainchicago this Saturday! Storyteller @QueenLilyBe ("Best Erotic Story" 2021) and musician-comedian <a href="/MattGriffo/">Matt Griffo</a> will keep the juices flowing! 🍒 Tix at bit.ly/WSfeb12