The Tory conference schedule is just as weird as you'd think it would be

Looking after our own latest.

I don't know lads I'm no expert but in a normal country the home secretary shouldn't be allowed to incite hate groups to attack the police by using dead soldiers as an excuse because that seems pretty fucked up but I might just be a raging leftie.

you will never guess who's in the pic they're replying to

Bob Cratchit played by a fictitious green frog, despite the character being a Caucasian with pale skin.

This isn't just good leaflet copy, this is why politics matters and different parties aren't all "just the same". Here's a collection of similarly devastating graphs 🧵 (1/11)

Liverpool fans checking their phones this morning…. 😮

RIP Gone too soon x

The Kate Middleton Photo Scandal has now got me seriously questioning this. 😒

My boy actually interested in watching the football for the first time and he is witness to this! He’s even made flags 😩!!

Jacob Rees Mogg can now return to his other job, as a night paralysis demon at an all boys boarding school.

Proper job, young 'un #Bristol

tried the nonchalant gimmick by not picking erling haaland in my fpl this season and he’s scored 6 in two games x.com/ftbl419/status…

🚨FIRST GAME + SQUAD ANNOUNCEMENT🚨 First game of the 24/25 season we have Cosmos UK FC ⚽️ 📅 Sat, 7th Sep 2024 📍Lees Hill, Kingswood 🕑 2pm Kick Off Get down and support the mighty yellows 🟡🔵!! instagram.com/p/C_h-9yMooI9/… #hanhamabbots #firstgameoftheseason #yellows 💪🏼

Absolutely love that people are kicking off that Keir Starmer’s gone in a box at Arsenal - as if the Tories weren’t shagging each other at Christmas parties whilst our Grandparents died alone in hospitals during Covid.

Alisson delivering the most heroic performance Paris has seen since Remy took control of Gusteau's kitchen and turned it into the best restaurant in the city.

Here we go AGAIN. I’m SICK of saying it, but I’ll say it again. Asylum seekers can’t claim benefits. You need an NI number to do that. Asylum seekers aren’t staying in 5* hotels. Asylum seekers get £49.18p a week to live on. Could YOU live on that? NOPE. So stop pretending

IAN WATKINS DEAD