he voted to keep conversion therapy legal, also his suit jacket doesn't fit, not a slay

I think it would be a net positive to society as a whole if we just erased Star Wars from human existence. Get it outta here

Imagine taking out a student loan you'll spend years repaying & your university is using that money to buy grenade launchers to use against you for protesting the fact that your tuition money is funding a genocide instead of enhancing your education. America is not a normal place

good to know the length increases with age

this dude smoking on that pack that makes you unable to read non-propaganda, this architecture style is fucking great

Dang Tractor Supply has horse Xanax too.

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not only is this for the use of internationally recognized criminal violence on students protesting military genocide, it’s also known to cause cancer by the very state that’s requesting them

which way western man

thinking of a dehumidifier that automatically carbonates the water for you

unironically I love them, I think they are the perfect influencers, they should be teaching a masterclass on maintaining a consistent personal brand

Profoundly evocative video

reminded of one of my favorite onion headlines I wrote

me : “so how do i support myself in grad school when im a foreigner here?” the school: “we have nothing. get a job” employers:

anyone older than me is basically a pensioner and doesn’t understand society. anyone younger than me is just ignorant and wrong. i am always exactly the right amount

honestly just give me a job like they did in Barbie. i just want my job to be beach.

my buddy did this with his colon

i would honestly not at all be surprised if this dude actually has seven fingers on one hand

impressive but i’ll reserve judgement till i see how he handles making a strawberry nesquick

experiencing a serious hierarchical need for somebody to touch my face