A classic answer from Boris Johnson. #PMQs

Superb

Thank you Ma’am, for everything.

Just two soon-to-be 96 year olds, sharing a joke about trees. Thanks ITV News & Jay O'Brien for this magical clip ❤️

What a delightful clip to finish the day off with. RIP Our Queen ❤️

Dear BBC, a gentle reminder that this is written on the side of your fucking headquarters. If I were you, I’d be sacking the chairman who withheld the truth, NOT the presenter who told it.

Has the @bbc actually analysed Gary Lineker’s tweet? Because it is factually accurate. A lot of the tropes used now by Govt: ‘invasion’, ‘menace’ etc, are pretty similar to those used by nationalist parties in 1930s Germany. Why no analysis? Are BBC history presenters muted too?

I can confirm that I have refused the BBC’s offer to present Match of the Day tomorrow.

Word of the day is ‘mumpsimuses’ (16th century): those who insist they are right and apportion blame to others without looking at themselves.

RT if you want to nominate & vote for Gary Lineker for 2023 BBC Sports Personality of the Year?

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Rishi Sunak took an oath saying he would "tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth" Minutes later he says he can't find his WhatsApps from that time This unelected 3rd PM since 2019 thinks we're fools #CovidInquiry

Dear WhatsApp, I really think you need to recover Mr Sunak's messages for him - if only to save your own reputation. As it stands, the entire British government is giving the impression that your service is a terrible way to transfer information.

Here's a running thread of all the things the current Prime Minister cannot recall whilst under oath at the Covid Inquiry. Some more understandable than others I'd humbly suggest. 🧵

That’s funny…because I distinctly remember briefing on exactly this