And like that were sold out! Thank you all, see you in Chicago in a couple months!

An easy tool you can use to tell if your racist friend/relative/coworkers remark is a joke, simply ask them to please explain the joke, you must be too dumb to understand. See what happens next.

Not sure if it’s a reference to our SoS game (Sybil and Sandwich) but if so, super cool! Renegade Game Studios Jason Carl 👀

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My man only heard the “going down” part of “going down in the polls”

Trump: “Every rally is full. You don’t have any seats that are empty” Cameraperson: Hold my beer

“Incredibly gutsy” “Wouldn’t want to play poker against” These two lines tell you everything right here. This isn’t a game of who’s right, it’s polling you imbecile, impartial statistics. Your intellectual integrity in question with this tweet alone, astounding.

IT IS GLOBAL. WE ARE GLOBAL. HE IS GLOBAL.

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Don’t you tease me with a Blue Texas. Don’t you dare.

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