*fixes bulkhead some more*

*fixes bulkhead even more*

They can't hear my crie-AHEM *cough* *cough*

I can't hear ya, the bulkhead...

Why do they all hurt m....where it doesn't hurt. Ha. Ha. Ha. *walks into bulkhead*

I have had my fair share of women. That's why I have Sally.

I think I should of been a character in that human GTA game.

(Truly a sad day for all PC gamers)

@AssassinKrystai And so it begins *brings up procurement interface*

Zaeed Massani I prefer my floor, thank you.

@AssassinKrystai And so should the bloody Normandy

@AssassinKrystai BLASPHEMY! Be gone sinner! I cast you out!

I just say want say - crew of the Normandy. What fine soldiers you all are and I wish you well on your path to being a tenth as badass as me

Credits. Credits and more bloody credits.

You wanna know how I got these scars? Rage.

I once destroyed an Alpha relay with my toothbrush.

And those bastard said commandeering a Hanar to the opposite side of the Galaxy was impossible. Psst.

I once took out the optics of a bloody Geth colossus on the opposite Planet with 3 gallons of Ryncol down me.

I once attended a non-fatal Elcor wrestling competition. I was the only one who left....alive.

Guys @TuchankasFinest is drunk ok