Girl at bar: I am working toward my Ph.D. right now - studying neural networks haha. Sorta nerdy :P Wbu cutie? Me: (absorbed in phone) Hmmmm either cum_retard unfollowed and followed again or there is a second cum_retard on here

had a dream last night i was at a "hyperbole convention" and someone asked how many people were in attendance and this dude said "like a bajillion" and everyone started clapping

Man who found smooth Mars bar gets £2 compensation bbc.in/3CRg57o

just 2 dudes in 2003 not realizing they just made one of the best songs ever x.com/copiumx/status…

Bring me fan#SpotifyWrapped

*crying* he doesn’t even know he’s superb… *sobs* he doesn’t even know

for the past month i’ve been desensitizing myself to notifications by having my phone send me random pushes it hasn’t worked at all, but I do check my phone more and feel insane all the time

The era of the sith has begun

This is Hossam’s team, and we are sharing his final message : “If you’re reading this, it means I have been killed—most likely targeted—by the Israeli occupation forces. When this all began, I was only 21 years old—a college student with dreams like anyone else. For past 18

Incredibly powerful investigation in Dutch newspaper NRC: Seven of the world’s leading genocide scholars — including renowned Holocaust experts — describe Israel’s actions in Gaza as genocidal. And according to them, nearly all of their peers agree.

they’re just flexing being able to do the holocaust while the world watches and refuses to do anything about it

"you should always adopt/rescue, its the only moral choice" - guys who couldn't get a dog pregnant if they tried

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Silence is not an option.

'POKEMON THE MOVIE 2000' released on this day 26 years ago

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

Medical sources say Nasser Hospital was first struck at 10 am. As you can see in the video here in the lower right corner, the second strike came at 10:17 am. When ISIS and Al Qaeda have carried out similar double-tap strikes aimed at killing rescue workers, they often have

this is exactly what i would say if i ran a colored pencil shop for 30 years and i had no idea where each one of the thousands of pencils was

After I’ve fucked up my back: I’ll never take my back for granted again. Please God. I’ll stretch every morning for the rest of my life The second my back stops hurting: Watch this white boy do a backflip

Evilution literally has the word evil in it