Now is the time for wordcels we are so back.

'Stan publicity chief left the business weeks after it began an investigation into allegations of inappropriate workplace conduct, months before another Nine exec exited amid sexual harassment claims.'

Nine is the AFR's parent.

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real law: if you don’t pay your taxes we’ll seize your house

international law: if you break this law the UN special advisor on the prevention of bad behaviour (former captain of a hutu paramilitary death squad) will write a strongly worded statement about it

Seems kinda strange News Corp would spend the last few months telling everyone we face the worst antisemitism crisis since the 1930s, then go off monstering someone for remarking the country is racist. Yet here we are.

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One of the more elegant ways I’ve seen Australia’s intersecting housing and population and immigration problems summed up by Jacqueline Maley

Gina Rinehart to join the likes of Peter Thiel, to receive a private bash in Washington and lifetime achievement award by the Ayn Rand society.

Tomorrow’s column:

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Twiggy, the ‘Moroccan minister’ and a lot of pent-up energy theaustralian.com.au/business/margi…

part of the fun of mad max is how much fun the bad guys are clearly having. you’re in a gimp suit, piloting a gyrocopter, firing a machine gun at an armoured tanker truck. you were a shelf stacker at woolies before the apocalypse. you’re having a absolute ball.

Jon Stewart: “The reason the world felt like a better place during your childhood is because you were a child.”

Go hard Justin 🏗!

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the inventor of envelopes was such a freak. what do you mean i have to lick it

He can do that?

Severely underrated guy

Back from leave and washing up the Gina Rinehart cursed portrait discourse with news of an artwork she commissioned of Peter Dutton.

Tomorrow's column:

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