BREAKING NEWS- Larry the cat has glued himself to the road in protest at the new cabinet! Larry ,4, also urinated up the famous No10 door before laying in the road!

Sigh.

Makes me smile twice a year

My mum always used to say; "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach". Nice lady, terrible surgeon... #Tuesdaymorning

Enya has been shelf stacking this week... #wednesdaymorning

So, Elon Musk , apparently the richest man in the world, buys Twitter then sacks a large proportion of the work force. No thanks, I can't tolerate that, especially not now when so many employees are desperately worried about their finances. Bye.

Quite a few French words have found their way into English. We’ve got the phrase ‘hors d’oeuvres’ for starters.

Smart move getting Stannah to sponsor the tour

$3b right there. What a stupid fucking world we live in.

I lost my blue tick but your rocket blew up so who’s the real loser

All good wishes for this excellent man giving so much of himself to promote #Samaritans tomorrow and all week

Blimey - I've just joined the Natasha fan club #TheArchers

Here’s an idea: axe This Morning completely and put a nice film on.

I don’t see how you are supposed to “hold your nerve” if you have no money.

Elton John, 1973

Today, while Suella Braverman MP tilts at dark windmills and blames everybody else for her failure, the govt's own Chief Inspector of Borders and Immigration published his report on her Home Office. Here is his conclusion. Please share it. [Full text: assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/upl…]

Putting it into perspective is so rare but should be a journalistic essential imo

Spoke to my wife while twitter was down. She seems nice. A nurse apparently