"Hello. I've come to collect my chip prescription."

An Emirates FA Cup journey we will never forget. Tomorrow we leave it all out on the pitch. ✊

Can't think why these didn't fly off the shelves.

This is quite the business name.

Now this *is* a niche business.

Nearly a great street name.

#OnThisDay 1977: Public celebrations for the Queen's Silver Jubilee began. In May that year, Nationwide held a song contest for the public's best musical offerings to mark the occasion. In BBC Archive's humble opinion, the pick of the bunch was from Manchester.

nconscionable shitbags? nremitting spurt of effluent? nelectable tossers?

Best magic trick ever.. 😂

can’t believe the guy on the left is moaning instead of celebrating the milestone progress of him and the guy on the right having 2.5 umbrellas per capita

She's 49. She had afternoon tequila.

Apparently it’s 9 years today since I discovered that adding googly eyes to the tap on a wine box makes it look like Shaun the Sheep.

No.

It's...

Arrives three hours after you order it.

I would not like to see the Unlucky Tree.

Near, far, wherever you are... 😉 #OpeningCeremony

No.

.Manchester Giant Santa Not the most dignified of arrivals.