NUTS OOH THOSE LOVELY NUTS #Nuts #Masterchef #MasterchefProfessionals #HawtreyWallaceContinuum

💉 Be careful what you wish for. Shocking and spectacular, THE SUBSTANCE is in cinemas now.

the substance (2024) dir. coralie fargeat

📆 4th October 1874 Morton Football Club was founded. Tomorrow we celebrate the 150th anniversary and pay tribute to the history of the club. #GMFC150

Don’t let the fuckers get you down.

Twenty years ago today, John Peel died of a heart attack while on holiday in Peru. Here's @MickeyUndertone and Mark E Smith paying tribute to John on Newsnight that night. #FallFriday

55 years ago yesterday this album was released. Classic epic Halloween vampiric lesbianism #VampyrosLesbos open.spotify.com/track/5h2hbrDG…

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

until the day i die i will never understand how this wasn’t the end of it

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

past 48 hours on twitter

Sneak preview of the next four years.

Christ that was a mighty evening at The Deaf Institute from HOUSE Of ALL Thank you for an unforgettable evening guys. Tickets booked for the return leg in November 🥁💥🥁💥🥁💥 #HouseOfAll #livemusic #Manchester

And now, a look at JD Vance putting on Donald Trump's makeup ;) (SOUND UP)

Live look at President Trump and his Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, testing out their new totally secure communications system. (SOUND UP)

Me watching Trump and Musk's messy break-up

Good to see #cunts still wearing coats in this hot weather. Can't be too careful. #Heatwave #CuntsWearingCoats #SummerVibes