#Capricorn is the person who will help you out without thinking twice.

If u were gonna commit suicide wudnt u just do it? Nope not in this day n age, u wud have to have the glass of water & pills as ur DP innit!

#Capricorns are very stubborn and are not always nice when things don't go our way.

#Capricorn people are great to have in your life, we will never leave you out in the cold by yourself.

Today i'm gonna feast!!!!

i will never die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

word of advice - if your from Liverpool, support Everton.

Can u believe my feisty son & brother call me megamind!... I can't work out why? LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! Xx

Hey Shuggsy Lord Sugar - how's your Spanish? #AdiosSenorBale

#Capricorn's are so headstrong that we rarely forgive.

Manic Mc I got my shoe and put it to sleep if you saw it crumple up .. It tried to play dead I was like nah Fam looool wackkkk bam!!lol

Getting that sinking feeling that Wenger/Gazidis have mugged us all off once again. #transferwindowfiasco #Arsenal

i wanna switch off every light bulb in the world for a week. just for a change

energy back!

“Jack Wilshere: Well there's my 'goal of the month' prize gone!!!! Take a bow! #Player #MNF” < We'll decide that, if you don't mind. #MOTD

The Indian delivery guy try crane up his neck to have a good look @ my ass while I was diggin out my bag for change lol

Love is serious stuff for a #Capricorn. You will only have one chance with us.