Sorry, a consistent US population increase isn't going to happen until we remove privatized healthcare and create single payer. Our current system disincentivizes all long-term plans, including having children.

“Hello I’d like to hire you to paint my house.” Sounds great. I charge $15/hr for my work, plus the cost of paint. “I have $2.00.” That’s not even enough to buy paint. “Wow so lazy. I guess no one wants to paint houses anymore.”

To calm Mexico City’s elderly, who were arriving “really scared” at vaccination sites, officials cued up the bands and masked wrestlers. nyti.ms/3tyfSeW

me using my student loan money to buy another plant

The obtuseness of this self-congratulatory performance is just... How about you "protect civilians" by not blowing up their homes in the first place?

Meowmries!! Take a look back on Broadway Barks events over the years — so many familiar, friendly Broadway faces helping our fur friends find loving homes. Stream the 23rd annual star-studded animal adoption event Sunday, May 23rd at 7pm ET.

Read this.

This is... Wow. Very very bad. I watched the GOP’s Arizona election audit. It was worse than you think. By Jennifer Morrell washingtonpost.com/outlook/2021/0…

I don't remember how to people

Changing my name to Zeus. Mamie's too hard to spell.

#M4A needs to happen and it needs to happen now.

This thread. Oof. It's past time for change.

Y'ALL BE NICE TO YOUR FLIGHT ATTENDANTS THEY ARE THERE FOR YOUR SAFETY. 📣📣📣

National. Treasure.

Why didn't anyone tell me???

If you only knew about NYC from TikTok you'd think that people go out to eat Nobu every night but also have to fist-fight rats on the way there

Nope. Not afraid. But unlike folks like you, I care about other people. I care about the greater good. My vaccine protects you. It protects my neighbors and friends. If you don't understand how vaccines work, it's fine. Admit it and go learn about it. ✌️

Birth control pills aren't 100% effective. Vasectomies are. Still interested in an effectiveness argument?