Will you pick me up, or do I meet you there, or shall we let it go?

#DonaldTrump #TrumpSmells LikeAss #MAGA #GOP #TrumpSmells #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #TrumpTrial #MAGA Cult #GOP TraitorsToDemocracy #TrumpTrial s #GOP ClownShow #TrumpIsACriminal #MAGA Morons #TrumpFarts #GOP Traitors

What's the only notable difference between Ma Barker and Marjorie Taylor Greene Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸?

Peroxide.

#MarjorieTaylorGreene #MarjorieTaylorGreene isTRASH #MAGA #GOP #MikeJohnson #Ukraine #Putin #Trump #DonaldTrump #MarjorieTraitorGreene #Trump Smells #Trump SmellsLikeAss #Trump Trial

Well, my Donaleh dragged me to North Carolina for another massive Grift Shift.

I'm running the Trump Fart Gas Mask booth for those seated in the first 10 rows.

#DonaldTrump #Trump #Trump SmellsLikeAss #MAGA #GOP #Trump Smells #Greensboro #Trump Trial #Trump Farts #GOP ClownShow

How dairy?

Devin Nunez spews more bull, moooving heaven & Earth 2 milk the situation & again air a beef about Donald Trump being cowed by Biden.

Haven't we herd enough of his udder nonsense?

#DonaldTrump #Trump #MAGA #GOP #Trump Trial #Trump Smells #Trump Fart #Trump SmellsLikeAss

Damn it, I was out all day running errands and I'm seeing all these tweets about my darling Donaleh (Donald Trump) farting in court.

I want all the juicy (ewww) details!

#DonaldTrump #TrumpTrial #TrumpSmells LikeAss #TrumpTrial s #TrumpSmells #JudgeMerchan #MAGA #GOP #trumpfart

Only surprise about Freedom Caucus' new Floor Action Response Team–or FART–is Lauren Boebert didn't down an enchilada & announce it via skywriting.

#FART #FreedomCaucus #LaurenBoebert #MAGA #GOP #MikeJohnson #MarjorieTaylorGreene #DonaldTrump #TrumpTrial

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Ever wonder what it would be like if Oscar Wilde & Dorothy Parker teamed up to write a porn flick?

Well, this is the opposite. Chris Ziegler, ex #Florida #GOP Chair, lets us in on how to woo a woman.

#MAGA #ChrisZiegler #GOP ClownShowContinues #DonaldTrump #Trump #MeToo #assault

Honestly, what's the only difference between Medusa and Marjorie Taylor Greene?

Medusa had all her toes.

#MarjorieFailureGreene #MarjorieTraitor #MAGA #GOP #marjorieNaziGreen #MarjorieTaylorGreene #Greene #DonaldTrump #Trump #GOP ClownShowContinues #GOP BorderCrisis #MikeJohnson

Oy vey ist mir!

My well of Trump Media stock is drier than Lauren BoBo Boebert's Beetlejuicing hand after a two-show day.

#DonaldTrump #DonaldJTrump #MAGA #TruthSocial #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #TrumpTrial #StockMarket #TrumpForPrison2024 #TrumpIsATraitorAndCriminal #GOP #DJT

Well, frost my head & call me a cupcake.

If my Donald Trump Media stock slips any more, it'll be lower than my plumber's pants.

#DonaldTrump #Trump isaNationalDisgrace #MAGA #GOP #Trump #Trump Trials #Trump IsACriminal #Trump CrimeFamily #Trump ForPrison2024

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My poor, Donald Trump.

Hush little Donald don’t u squirm,
Merchan's gonna give u a nice long term.
And if that nice long term don’t do,
Fani's gonna throw the book at u.

#DonaldTrump #TrumpTrial #TrumpIsACriminal #MAGA #GOP #DonaldJTrump #StormyDaniels

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Adderrall means never having 2 say you're coherent.

#DonaldTrump #MissUniverse #Trump #DonaldJTrump #MAGA #GOP #Trump ForPrison2024 #Adderrall #Trump 2024 #Trump Trial #Trump IsACriminal #Trump CrimeFamily #Trump Cult #FultonCounty #Trump Rally #mentalhealth #Trump DidThis #StormyMonday

OFFS, CNN just announced Iran has launched cruise missiles, in addition to the drones.

Welcome to World War III.

#Iran #Israel #HamasTerrorists #Iran ian #WorldWar3 #Israel IranWar #Iran ians #Israel i #Iran Israel #Biden #WorldWarIII #Netanyahu

Uh-oh. We've reached Ketchup Defcon 1.666.

Something is about to blow at Mar-A-Lago and it ain't Stormy Daniels or Karen McDougal...

#DonaldJTrump #DonaldTrump #Trump #Trump Cult #MAGA #GOP #Trump ForPrison2024 #Trump 2024 #GOP ClownShow #Trump IsACriminal #StormyDaniels #Trump SOL

I hope Magic Mike Johnson & my dear Donaleh limit their redundant voting law 2 illegals & dead people.

I'd hate 2 see it expand 2 include spirits, holograms, & my imaginary friends, Mitzi & Rivka.

#DonaldTrump #SpeakerJohnson #MAGA #GOP #Trump ForPrison2024 #Trump #Elections2024

Um...'election integrity' meeting?

I thought Mike Johnson was down here at Mar-A-Lago 2 replace the damaged garden gnome out front.

#DonaldTrump #Trump #DonaldTrump FAILEDAmerica #MAGA #GOP #SpeakerJohnson #MikeJohnson #Trump ForPrison2024 #ShabbatShalom

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For anyone shfitzing over my fate–I passed my polygraph test.

Examiner said I was a little 'iffy' on one question–whether or not I associate with any criminals.

Machine questioned my integrity when I said 'No.'

#DonaldJTrump #DonaldTrump #Trump #Trump CrimeFamily #MAGA #GOP

Let's spend today having the media rewrite history by turning OJ Simpson back into a sports hero by ignoring the evidence clearly pointing 2 him being the murderer of Nicole Brown & Ronald Goldman.

#OJsimpson #oj #NicoleBrown #RonaldGoldman #CNN #MSNBC #FoxNews #nbcnews #cbsnews

Oh, my poor Donaleh...literally.

Donald Trump Media stock is going down faster than a well-compensated Stormy Daniels on a mushroom-shaped schmeckle.

#DonaldTrump #DonaldJTrump #Trump ForPrison2024 #MAGA #GOP #trumpmedia #Trump #WallStreet #Trump CrimeFamily #StockMarket #MONEY

Good riddance.

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