the sky over Shreveport* @EricNorthmanSC

*ignores @EricNorthmanSC, torn between sheer terror and absolute thrill as she tries not to focus too much on where they are*

*snaps out of it, just in time for @EricNorthmanSC and her to plummet downward, crashing through Sookie Stackhouse's house, their bodies >

going straight through the walls as if they weren't there, looking around in disgust, her hands move to pat at her hair* > @EricNorthmanSC

hoping none of her curlers are out of place* I do swear, this place is a pigsty! *motioning to Sookie Stackhouse's clean home* @EricNorthmanSC

*snorts* That girl, Sookie Stackhouse was always an odd duck. Can't say I'm surprised with her *whispers* disability. *waves > @EricNorthmanSC

it off* But then she done gone a started banging dead guys and that just is the icing on the cake. @EricNorthmanSC

*peers over Sookie Stackhouse's shoulder, reading the tag* Ain't that sweet. *turns when she hears @EricNorthmanSC* I guess y'all didn't >

ruin Sookie Stackhouse. No good living boy would ever want to be with her crazy ass. @EricNorthmanSC

*eyes narrow at @EricNorthmanSC* You don't speak about my boy like that! Ain't his fault he was bewitched by that red-headed harlot. At >

least he done come to his senses and kicked her dead ass to the curb. *getting snooty* We, Fortenberrys ain't got no need for the dead.

*stomps after @EricNorthmanSC as her follows Sookie Stackhouse* I'll have you know I eat a normal amount of food. At least I don't go eating >

good god-fearing folks such as you vamps! @EricNorthmanSC

*puts her hands on her hips* I don't know. This didn't come with an instructional manual. *begins pilfering through the > @EricNorthmanSC

house, completely being nosy* @EricNorthmanSC

As if anyone would listen to the likes of you. *scoffs* RT Lafayette Reynolds: #TrueBlood #Villains Maxine Fortenberry

I can't believe my good for nothin' son chose that redheaded harlot over his own mama and didn't have the decency to call on Mother's Day.

Well, I'll show @PlaidTreeHoyt that his mama ain't no fool. He may not care for his soul, but I do. *looks for the shotgun*

Basically Maxine Fortenberry just hate everyone for everything. #deathofgodric #TrueBloodWeek

Here's your answer #Truebies: Alexander Skarsgard will be in #TrueBloodS7! tvline.com/2013/08/20/ale… #WaitingSucks True Blood