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Nigel Withers

@majorblipvert

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calendar_today01-02-2023 12:49:20

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Why do baristas ask me if “normal “ milk is ok? Am I visiting suburbs where soy has taken over? The idea that I drink soy or oat milk is extremely offensive,

Why do baristas ask me if “normal “ milk is ok? Am I visiting suburbs where soy has taken over? The idea that I drink soy or oat milk is extremely offensive,
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Regarding news organisations threatening to leave X: I recently posted a video that a lot of media outlets wanted to use in their reports. I was terrible in replying to them because I posted the video as I was about to board a flight from Sydney and didn't see the replies until I

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I suspect someone messed around with the eternal flame in Kings Park overnight. Those crochet poppies didn’t blow into the pool by themselves, and the reflection pool has been drained.

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Maybe we should thank the Commonwealth Bank for charging a $3 cash withdrawal fee - when a customer gets asked that intrusive and annoying question as to why they want to take out $5,000, they can answer with "So I can avoid paying a $3 fee on smaller withdrawals".

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Congrats to these good humans in Cottesloe who rescued a lost sausage dog this morning. So good to see all the drivers helping rather than honking. Made my morning.

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Question. Should the eggs in a bacon and egg roll be cooked to the point where they don’t splurk all over you when you bite in? Or are runny yolks worth the mess?

Question. Should the eggs in a bacon and egg roll be cooked to the point where they don’t splurk all over you when you bite in? Or are runny yolks worth the mess?
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Pretty bad prang on Hay St in Perth this morning. Seems half the emergency services in the state are on site. No idea what happened.