Ohhhh that feeling when you shake out your hair

I thought this until one burst in my bed. Not so good.

Breakfast lunch and f*cking dinner

Many people asking us about #bumblebees at the moment - why they’re seeing them on the ground - so here’s a quick thread to explain what they’re up to. Please #retweet as every #queen that survives means a new colony that gets to exist & produce new queen #bees for next year! 1/8

In the Sunday Independent today, our Digital Director shares insights on the rollout of Twitter verifications last week, and what it means for users and businesses in Ireland. m.independent.ie/business/irish…

Remove Bike Rack outside Street66 Reinstall outdoor area - Sign the Petition! chng.it/pqpgFGbn via Change.org

Someone asked me to explain the RTE saga to them and THIS is perfect. Might built it into a PowerPoint with pictures.

The greatest tonic after RTE drama all day is to watch the latest ep of the Kardashians, for some really solid perspective on the meaning of the word "crisis"

Why is it always the people (*ahem* women) aged over 40/50 that are asked to comment on ageing? Why don't ye be asking 5 year old, they age so fast?

And where is Aisling Bea ?

Yayy Kate!!

Hi all , I'm doing a talk on the Irish Civil War Siege of Waterford as part of the decade of centenaries, any retweets especially if your in the #Waterford area would be much appreciated.

Me: "what's the green stuff for?" DCC worker: "it's so if any scumbags start trouble tonight it'll mark their shoes and give gardai a trail to follow" Me (sleep deprived and gullible): "amazing" DCC workers: chorus of laughter Dublin, never change. (It's to mop up oil)

1/2 Bit of a lighter story from last nights troubles. After my shift was done, I offered some very nervous students a lift home as Taxis weren't coming into town. Unbeknownst to me, I'd forgotten to take my maggot box out of my car after fishing last week....