Luka and Lebron will be on the same team in 2025 im from the future

"Just be yourself"

100%

[coldly, to the love of my life] alright have a good one man

Sorry i texted back so quickly! My phone was just in my hand. And also i want you

Unguardable at 22 unguardable at 32 and still unguardable at 42 she’s Bron

Stop saying these guys are gay. Gay men don't post like this. They're straight men whose misogyny has crossed an event horizon where they can no longer find women attractive because they hate them so much.

Art hard, fit hard, pose hard. Well deserved.

iris by goo goo dolls really is insane though. I'd give up forever to touch you? you're the closest to heaven I'll ever be? all I can breathe is your life? and I don't want the world to see me cause I don't think they'd understand? when everything's meant to be broken I just want

Discussing immigration law with some MAGA freaks and feeling a strong urge to tap the sign

He had a type and it was himself, gotta respect it

WORLD AUTISM AWARENESS DAY! I want to take a moment to honor and celebrate the amazing individuals on the autism spectrum. Today is a reminder to embrace diversity, foster understanding, and show support for those who navigate the world differently. Let us continue working

In his 10 NBA seasons, Nikola Jokić has NEVER had a teammate that’s made ANY All-NBA, All-Star or All-Defense teams 🫣 That’s the longest streak of ALL-TIME for any MVP winner 😳

Genuinely love Revenge of the Sith. It’s got everything - fun, thrills, emotions, darkness, drama, legacy. It’s my favourite Star Wars film personally, I’ve loved it for 20 years.

Dearest Tarnished, we are profoundly thankful for your lasting devotion. May your path be forever guided by the Grace of Gold. #ELDENRING

you guys are so lucky that i don't have a curse sealed behind my eye that can be unleashed whenever i feel like unsealing it

Biollante Imagine being the Pope and expecting a "they dangle nicely" and the cardinal hits you with "he has them"

Jared McCain is launching his own line of nail polish 🔥 (h/t J🐐 )

i lied. i don't actually like sex. put your clothes back on, you are going to watch me play the entirety of elden ring including its dlc while i explain to you cut content, the references to real world history and mythology and architecture, and all of the theories that i made up